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2026 NFL DRAFT GUIDE
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2026
The Dieter & Hutch

2026 NFL Draft Guide

Serious football talk by unserious people
Who We Are
Jake Hutchinson
Lead Analyst · Host
Jake has covered the 49ers — and the Warriors and Giants — for over seven years. He loves a type two fun project that makes people ask, "Why would you do that?" This. This is why. He is the principal author of player evaluations throughout the guide.
Dieter Kurtenbach
Co-Host · Big Board
Dieter has covered the 49ers since Jim Harbaugh, moving to the Mercury News for Kyle Shanahan's coaching debut. He contributed his big board rankings, player comps, and analytical framework for many of the prospects in this guide.
Dieter & Jake
How to Navigate
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Big Board
The full ranked list of prospects — Jake and Dieter's combined top 150 in one scrollable table. Click any row to open the full player evaluation.
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By Position
Prefer to browse by unit? Hit "By Position" in the top nav to get column views broken down by QB, WR, EDGE, and every other spot on the field.
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Position Shortcuts
Use the position tabs in the nav bar to instantly filter the board down to any single position group.
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Badge Filters
Every player carries trait badges — Speed, Brain, Tank, Mace and more. Click any badge icon below the header to filter the entire board to players who carry that tag.
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Search
Use the search bar in the top-right to find any player or school instantly.
Athletic Rating System
🔵 Blue Chip
Cream of the friggin crop. Elite athlete, top of the position class.
🟢 Superior
Great athlete. Think above a 6.5/10 but not in that absolute top tier.
🟡 Meh
Mostly average — may be slightly above or below. May excel in one or two specific traits.
🟠 Yikes
Worrisome, below-average athlete. Might have one standout trait to compensate.
🔴 Oh Dear God NO
Probably undraftable, barring injury at the Combine and/or outrageously good tape. See: Jauan Jennings, Jarvis Landry, Orlando Brown.
Big Picture
Jake's Draft Class Assessment
The 2026 Class
This is not a comprehensive list — we couldn't get to everyone, so some players are left off or listed as honorable mentions. That's why there's no full big board, just a top-150 for each of us. The guide breaks down depth at defensive line and gives you the full picture on which positions have real talent and which are thinner than they look on paper.

Questions, takes, whatever — send them to [email protected]. Stay deranged.

Enough preamble. Let's get into it.

2026
Approved for Official Sickos

The Dieter & Hutch
2026 NFL Draft Guide

Jake Hutchinson & Dieter Kurtenbach — Prospects
Serious football talk by unserious people
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